Tuesday, April 15, 2014

JAVIER BARDEM MEETS JUSTIN BIEBER MEETS LAURA BUSH


TOO REAL. 

On a good day I'm The Bedhead, but 99% of the time I'm The Javier Bardem, The Mullet, or The Pigtails of Desperation. I spoke too soon when I said growing out a pixie wasn't that bad...this stage is unbearable haha. 

This is the last photo I allowed to exist of my head, and it was about a month ago. It was The 90s Heartthrob, but with a center part and sideburns, because I'm a fashionable adult who makes good style decisions. 

I'm going to see my stylist tonight (Coco at Art & Science on Milwaukee, who is a wizard who miraculously makes me look as good as I am capable of looking every. single. time. I go to her), we'll see where that lands me. I might come out bald, which would be an improvement on my low-rent JTT haircut I'm rocking right now.

xo,
z

7 comments:

  1. I KNOW THAT FEEL MEG. Right now I have a 90s Heartthrob that is rapidly becoming a mullet, and LETS NOT FORGET my roots are blondish greyish whitish brown and my ends are pastelish purplish blueish greenish what

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  2. Sienna Miller made the 90s heartthrob look GOOD:

    http://www.instyle.com/instyle/package/general/photos/0,,20051412_20297809_20657811,00.html

    I mean, is that not the exact same hairstyle we saw for years on Rider Strong's head?

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  3. As much as I loved my pixie, I'm still trying to recover from it and it's almost been a year. Parts of my hair just decide to stop growing.

    I feel your pain!

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  4. I know your pain. It took me YEARS to grow out my college-day pixie, and almost 6 years to have long, long hair. And now? I'm getting it CHOPPED again this week! (And that took me 5 years to decide on. Sheesh!)

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  5. Oh dear god! I have spent some unfortunate time rocking each and every one of these. My hair has a natural inclination to grow out in to the Javier Bardem. Suuuper creepy. This little illustration is pure genius. Good luck with your hair growing adventure, Meg. Stay strong! You can do it!

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  6. I am growing my pixie out right now! it is so terrible! I always think I look like Leonardo Dicaprio!

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  7. I'm going for the Beatles at the moment...but I'm pretty sure I'm too impatient for growing out my hair so I might skip back to pixie again soon ;)

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