Happy Valentine's Day folks! I know this is a divisive holiday, and the internet really wants you to pick a side in a game where the only options are:
1.) Bitter spinster who loves wine, crying and microwave meals for one
2.) Betrothed cheeseball who enjoys cutting food into heart shapes and giving coupons for sex acts.
What about those of us who love crying AND heart shaped food?? WHAT ABOUT US, HALLMARK??? But seriously, I love Valentine's Day because I love affection and candy. I guess I never really talked about it on the blog (lol though one reader figured it out when he found me on OkCupid), but a change of situation a while back has me celebrating this High Holy Holiday with Luce, pizza, and Big Freedia, which is going to be awesome. I'm also going to be continuing my hunt for Brach's Jube Jel Hearts, my FAVORITE Valentine's Day candy which is conspicuously absent from shelves this year. Thanks, Obama.
What are you doing for Valentine's Day? And yeah, I'm really asking! I love hearing about people's plans for special days, whether you just get takeout and watch horror movies or have a Galentine's Day party or you do the fancy pre-fixe thing, I just love celebrations. And I love Tumblr valentine's, so if you'll excuse me, I've got to get back to trolling the internet for ridiculous v-day cards, with a focus on ones for my lady Lucille Austero:
z (& luce)
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