ITS BEEN REALLY FUCKING COLD HERE.
So in honor of this chilly weather, I thought today we would whip up a little liquid-long-johns libation! It's a really simple recipe that even a novice bartender can do and is perfect for snuggling up next to the Netflix yule log.
You will need:
A glass (optional)
And that's it! You can either shake or stir this recipe, since it doesn't fucking matter because you're just drinking straight liquor. If you don't have all the ingredients, I've played around a little with the recipe (I consider myself somewhat of an amateur mixologist), and found that it works just as well with bourbon, gin, brandy, whiskey or tequila. However, much like baking works best with real butter, I wouldn't suggest skimping on alcohol content for this recipe, as the final result doesn't turn out quite right.