Welp, I am currently on vacation too. In Delavan, Wisconsin. But that is not going to stop me from sharing a DIY with you, even if it is not a portrait of perfection.
Wisconsin is home to a brewery called New Glarus. You can't buy it in Chicago because they want to keep us begging and salivating. So as soon as I crossed the border, I bought a case. I get to my hotel room, whip one out, excited like a kid on Christmas when...
I REALIZE I HAVE NO BOTTLE OPENER.
After googling "how to open a beer without a bottle opener" and having them give me the same fucking lighter trick over and over that I've never been able to master, I start rifling through my bag to see what I have. Then I notice this...
looks very similar to the curve of...
And what do you know, it worked.
God bless America. Now hopefully when people google that, they will find how to open a beer bottle with an eyelash curler instead of the same fucking lighter trick THAT I AM PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF ACCOMPLISHING.
Happy weekend everybody!